diff --git a/400.html b/400.html
index 3df761f..58f427a 100644
--- a/400.html
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Error 404 - Bad Request
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You want me to do what now?
I don't think you really want me to do whatever it was you were asking... How about you think that over and get back to me?
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Please verify you have the right address and you are submitting all information correctly. If you came here from another page, there might be something wrong with the way that page is coded or you screwed up filling something out. (error 400)
diff --git a/401.html b/401.html
index d86a865..f956a1d 100644
--- a/401.html
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Error 401 - Unauthorized
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Hey, nice try!
I'm not going to tell anyone, but I think we both know you're not allowed to be here, right?
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You're not authorized to view this content. You probably supplied the wrong credentials, please try again. (error 401)
diff --git a/403.html b/403.html
index 099b170..033ec09 100644
--- a/403.html
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Error 403 - Forbidden
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Whoa! Get out of here!
You're not allowed to be here, turn around and head back to where you came from!
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You're not authorized to view this content. This is NOT a credential error, you're just not allowed to be here. (error 403)
diff --git a/404.html b/404.html
index 9c9192f..0bc2483 100644
--- a/404.html
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Error 404 - Not Found
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Are you lost?
I looked all over but couldn't find what you wanted! I promise I tried my best!
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Please make sure you typed the right address and try again. (error 404)
diff --git a/503_backup.html b/503_backup.html
index 05f445b..2e76df7 100644
--- a/503_backup.html
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Backup in progress - Unavailable (503)
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Bad timing!
Seems you're trying to access me during my backup window. Don't worry though, I should be up and running again very soon.
My average backup window is pretty quick and I'm quite busy during that time copying super-important files to my secure hiding place so they stay safe in-case anything ever happens to me!
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Sorry for the delay. Please try again soon. (error 503)
diff --git a/50x.html b/50x.html
index 8ef1861..0a3ce61 100644
--- a/50x.html
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Error 50x - Server Misconfiguration
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Whoops! My bad!
Seems there's something wrong with me... my configuration is screwy! I'm sure my admin is looking into the issue and will have me up and running again in no time. Sorry about this.
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This is often a temporary condition. Please try again later. (error 50x)